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经典英语美文阅读:人生的意义the meaning of life

经典英语美文阅读:人生的意义the meaning of life

On the first day God created the cow. God said, "You must go to the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves, and give milk to support the farmer I will give you a life span of sixty years."

上帝创造母牛的第一天。上帝说:“你必须整天和农夫一起到田野里晒太阳,生小牛,给牛奶喂农民,我给你六十年的寿命。”

The cow said, "That's kind of a tough life... you want me to live for sixty years. Let me have twenty years and I'll give back the other forty." And God agreed.

奶牛说:“这是一种艰难的生活…你想让我活六十年。让我有二十年,我会放弃其他四十年。”。

On the second day, God created the dog. God said, "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. I will give you a life span of twenty years."

第二天,上帝创造了狗。上帝说:“你整天坐在家门口,对着进来或走过的人吠叫。我会给你二十年的寿命。”

The dog said, "That's too long to be barking. Give me ten years and I'll give back the other ten." So God agreed (sigh).

狗说:“太长了,不能叫了。给我十年的时间,我会把另外的十年换回去。”。

On the third day God created the monkey. God said, "Entertain people, do monkey tricks, make them laugh. I'll give you a twenty year life span."

第三天,上帝创造了猴子.上帝说:“娱乐人,耍把戏,让他们笑。我给你20年的寿命。”

Monkey said, "How boring, monkey tricks for twenty years? I don't think so. Dog gave you back ten, so that's what I'll do too, okay?" And God agreed again.

猴子说,“多么无聊,耍把戏二十年?”我不这么认为。狗还给你十年,所以这也是我会做的,好吗?上帝又同意了。

On the fourth day God created man. God said, "Eat, sleep, play, have sex, enjoy. Do nothing, just enjoy, enjoy. I'll give you twenty years."

第四天上帝创造了人。上帝说:“吃饭,睡觉,玩耍,做爱,享受。无所事事,享受,享受。我给你二十年。”

Man said, "What? Only twenty years? No way man. Tell you what, I'll take my twenty, and the forty cow gave back, the ten dog gave back, and the ten monkey gave back. That makes eighty, okay?"

人说:“什么?只有二十年?不行。告诉你,我会拿走我的二十年,而那头牛给了我四十年,那只狗就给了我十年,而猴子又给了我十年。那就八十了,好吗?”

"Okay," said God. "You've got a deal."

“好吧,”上帝说。成交。”

So, that is why for the first twenty years we eat, sleep, play, have sex, enjoy, and do nothing. For the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our family; for the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain our grandchildren; and for the last ten years we sit in front of the house and bark at everybody.

所以,这就是为什么头二十年我们吃饭,睡觉,玩耍,做爱,享受,什么都不做。在接下来的四十年里,我们在阳光下奴隶,以支持我们的家庭,在后来的十年里,我们做猴子把戏招待我们的孙子,并在最后的十年里,我们坐在房子的前和每个人聊天。

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